Author Archives: loudhail

Fuck you and your blog

I know I haven’t been around here as much as I used to, because I have been over here.
However, I want to share this with you. Last Saturday I was out and about my beautiful home town of Brighton, and I saw (and immediately had to acquire) this awesome journal.
Here’s a picture of the cover.

And [...]

You gotta love Santa with a buttplug

I found this picture here. O for Awesome!

Firestarter

My parent’s neighbour’s daughter Marion is a first year (I think it’s her first year… might also be her second. Early in the piece for sure) at Vienna University. And she wrote an interesting message to me the other day:
Hallo Iris,
ich weiß nicht inwieweit du über die Geschehnisse hier in Wien bescheid weißt (kommt wahrscheinlich [...]

This makes me puke and want to punch somebody

…preferably the “journalist” writing the commentary on this. But firstly, just to clarify things, I am all for dressing up infants as miniature versions of yourself. Totally. Or as little kings, or batman, or what have you. I bought my goddaughter ballerina shoes, ballerina skirts, a king’s fake hermelin robe and crown, and if I [...]

Hide and seek

Watch this – it cracked me up. Makes me wish I spoke Russian, too. Well, kinda.

I wanna be in the photocopier, too…

Capitalism: a love story. Compulsory viewing.

Coming out October 2nd in the US, this is compulsory viewing for the readers of this blog. Though I think that Michael Moore doesn’t convey as much information and background in his docos as the guys behind the fantastic The Corporation, or Enron, he does a very good job at making a point to a [...]

Why the Sound of Music is so popular, really…

The hills are alive where I come from. We are all dressed in Dirndls, spin around our own axis with dizzying grace and break out in yodelling for no particular reason. At least that’s the image that is being conjured up in – excuse me but you know it’s true – mostly Americans I meet [...]

I heart Disaster Porn!!!

I showed you the 2012 trailer a few days ago. Now that is pretty hilarious as is, without deliberately poking fun at it. But you ain’t seen nothing yet!
Watch this beautiful Disaster Porn 2012 extravaganza. If that doesn’t sell you on going and seeing it, I don’t know what will. November 13th! Marked in my [...]

2009 – a Space Oddity

I love David Bowie. For so many reasons: he is a chameleon (much like moi), he has kick-ass as well as hilarious outfits, he makes awesome music (and he’s been doing it for ever), he is Charlie Hero’s and Karim Amir’s hero (and I love Karim Amir – he is my favourite Hanif Kureishi character [...]

I am a slacker!