Category Archives: Captain’s Log

Fuck you and your blog

I know I haven’t been around here as much as I used to, because I have been over here.
However, I want to share this with you. Last Saturday I was out and about my beautiful home town of Brighton, and I saw (and immediately had to acquire) this awesome journal.
Here’s a picture of the cover.

And [...]

You gotta love Santa with a buttplug

I found this picture here. O for Awesome!

Capitalism: a love story. Compulsory viewing.

Coming out October 2nd in the US, this is compulsory viewing for the readers of this blog. Though I think that Michael Moore doesn’t convey as much information and background in his docos as the guys behind the fantastic The Corporation, or Enron, he does a very good job at making a point to a [...]

Why the Sound of Music is so popular, really…

The hills are alive where I come from. We are all dressed in Dirndls, spin around our own axis with dizzying grace and break out in yodelling for no particular reason. At least that’s the image that is being conjured up in – excuse me but you know it’s true – mostly Americans I meet [...]

I heart Disaster Porn!!!

I showed you the 2012 trailer a few days ago. Now that is pretty hilarious as is, without deliberately poking fun at it. But you ain’t seen nothing yet!
Watch this beautiful Disaster Porn 2012 extravaganza. If that doesn’t sell you on going and seeing it, I don’t know what will. November 13th! Marked in my [...]

2009 – a Space Oddity

I love David Bowie. For so many reasons: he is a chameleon (much like moi), he has kick-ass as well as hilarious outfits, he makes awesome music (and he’s been doing it for ever), he is Charlie Hero’s and Karim Amir’s hero (and I love Karim Amir – he is my favourite Hanif Kureishi character [...]

I am a slacker!

“I wanna blow you… up!”

No matter whether or not you like Roland’s movies (I quite do, though 10,000 BC is not my favourite one either, even though working on it was awesome), but you gotta admit: John Cusack in a Roland Emmerich film will definitely make for an interesting watch.

Funny, but not.

My friend Dagmar sent me this link a couple of weeks ago. Below is what’s on the page. The top line is especially spot on I find.

I am not on f***ing Facebook

Nah, of course I am! Occupational hazard. But I saw this T-Shirt in a street near Covent Garden the other day, and I had to take a photo. Anybody want one? I can get one for you – I’ll be around a lot.